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Slide Walks, Flying Cars and Insurance

For the longest time we have been told to thought that when the future comes (I suppose that is every next second) we will both have cars which fly and sidewalks that make to task of walking a thing of the past. Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! What terrible ideas. Consider how high an adultscar insurance payments add up to when their teenage son or daughter decide they wish to drive. Beyond the point where I am ever willing to have children. Imagine a drunken teen in a flying car! I imagine shards of glass and mufflers sticking through the chest cavities of office workers going about their everyday tasks on the 53rd floor of a skyscraper. I can also find many problems with the idea of slidewalks made famous by Heinlein (who if anyone is curious is having his 100th birthday celebrated this July in Kansas City at a convention featuring a live video feed from Arthur C Clark in case anyone was not in the know). Once those devices get to their highest possible speed what if they had to make an abrupt stop? The individual would most likely go flying forward unless the device had an immediate friend of inertia. Also keep in mind the lines indivuals would have to wait through just to board one of these slidewalks.
I have discovered a solution to these problems using The Tri-System Collective!
Use neither of these contraptions!!!!!!
My solution is a series of enormous conveyor belts carring along the many sky bridges through the major TSC planet Tallonfill right above the major city Derlian's mighty dam system found deep below the cities more enjoyable aspects.

If you have anything to add to this new debate please let us at the TSC know.

2 comments:

Jeremy Ruhland said...

I've said that before: "Imagen every teenager on the road getting a pilots license."

Anonymous said...

Keep up the good work.